He who can, does, he who cannot, teaches.
(G. B. Shaw)

America and England are two great nations separated by the same language.
(G. B. Shaw)

Experience is the name everyone gives to his mistakes.
(Oscar Wilde)

Not what man knows but what man feels, concernes art. All else is science.
(Bernard Berenson)

Man is not for defeat! (Ernest Hemingway)

Trust in God and keep the gunpowder dry!
(Cromwell)


For Money You Can Buy:
food but not apetite
sex but not love
medicine but not health
house but not home
books but not knowledge bed but not sleep
luxus but not not style
allience but not a friend
jokes but not fun
Hey! The best things in life do not cost a penny
grafity

English people does not like music, but loves the noise it makes.
(grafity)


Common sense is what tells you that the world is flat.



M U R P H O L O G Y I

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

Most well-trodden paths lead nowhere.

Memory serves its own master.

Everyting depends
. Nothing is always.
everithing is sometimes.

Nothing is ever so bad that it can't get worse.

Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most ot the time he will pick himself up and continue on.

Don't care if you are rich or not,as long you can live comfortable and have everything you want.

Man and nations will act rationally when all ather possibilities have benn exhausted.

In the hierarhical organization, the higher the level, the greater the confusion.

The difference between the man and the boy is the price of the toy.


THE PHILOSOPHY OF THE NEW_ZEALAND BUSHMAN (Barry Crump):


Sex and money have one thing in common, th more you get the more you get, and less you get the less you get.

Once we establish exactly what a problem is, the solution becomes obvious.

Listen to what someone says after they use the word "but".

If you want to rid of someone ask him for money.

Men and women are equal but different, the two wings of the same bird. If one wing can't fly the bird stays grounded.

You can only understand as much about other people as you understand about yourself.